THE BOOK OF VAL CHAPTER 1 VS ONEONENTYONE

And it shall come to pass that on vals day,excuses shall arise again namely: flat batteries, my boss sent me on a trip, serious traffic jam,BIS expired, Dp refused to change, i lost my atm card, i have an important meeting etc... when thou seeth these signs,be calm,keep thy peace and let it sink into thy head that surely thou art not thy boos boo... thou art a learner!!!

NIGERIAN GIRLS PROTEST IN PENDING ON ELECTION DATE

Its been a sweet regime for me maybe because i made money but of many decisions made by the federal govt,Nigerians have agreed with only a few.
 When the federal govt put a 14year term on the gay issue on ground,90% of Nigerians applauded the decision and unlike politics majority won the votes . Yes surely it was a nice one,even in the era of civilization we must not forget the morals our fore fathers had followed.
But now the INEC has decided on the date of elections and of all 365 days in a year they decided to make 14th febuary for that matter the date for presidential elections, clearly Nigerians again applauded this especially top officials and young boys but i promise you,Nigerian girls no go gree.
Well for boys it would save us money supposed to be spent on HUMAN HAIR, BLACKBERRY PHONES, IPADs, RECHARGE CARDS,just to mention but a few and for all our sugar daddies it will save you FLIGHT TICKETS TO TINAPA, MONEY FOR HANGOUT AND UNNECESSARY FLEXING,HUMAN HAIR and the many things you use to snatch them from us. But i can assure you this girls are not complaining yet because they want to focus on this valentine and other dates of extraction in the year but be rest assured for a protest in january 2015 and this time minority might have thier say after all them play all Nigerians April fool last election.
But anyway next year instead of happy val, we(boys & sugar daddies) would say happy presidential elections and instead of human hair we would offer them voters card.

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY MENTORS

In my life I have had reasons to regret but yet i have had a lot of reasons to thank God for so many of the decisions I have made.
I have made enemies,back stabbers, traitors but then I have made friends that would stop @ nothing to see me progress and soar high.
At the early stage I was almost retreating but thanks to God almighty who proved to me that I have what it takes,forgetting the very discouraging words some have told me feels impossible and forgetting the great words of encouragement from some of my senior colleagues doesn't feel but is impossible.

The extent i have gotten to today didn't come by magic but by training from so many great men both in the industry of comedy and other industries,today when I anchor weddings and people say this is fantastic,i look up and thank God for some men he has directed me to,they made me great by God's grace.
Today I write to say thank u to my heavenly father,the God of heaven and earth,the bright and the morning star, the rock of ages. If God could bring a young boy sleeping under the bridge in 2005 to become a celebrity envied and loved by so many in 2013,then he has not started yet because I stand as a witness to his great works including the life of man.
I want to use this opportunity to say a big thank u to my friends,brothers,colleagues,mentors and fathers who have refused to stop believing in me,thank you so much.
I wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR,lets get higher in 2014,God bless you more than you can imagine...
COMEDIAN PRINCEWILL

SEYILAW TAKES MUST LAFF BRAND ON A TOUR

Its going to be a year filled with laffta as comedians will hit the UK in full force,its going to be hilarious ,fun filled and spectacular because the name involved in this hit is not new but whenever it is mentioned,expect something new and great.
Seyilaw takes on the usual tour again but this time something more thrilling is involved as The "MUST LAFF" Brand goes to

ABERDEEN...
Good Friday,18th April 2014
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LONDON...
Easter Saturday, 19th April 2014
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DUBLIN...
Easter Sunday, 20th April 2014

I also gathered from a reliable source that the "MUST LAFF"brand would also tour NIGERIA in this same year 2014,but i assure you i would leak out the secret immediately its decided. Skits coming soon. watch this space